THE LIAR'S CLUB
by P. F. Conrad
92 09 23
Nixon:
I have a secret plan to end the Vietnam War.
All of our POW's are on their way home.
I am not a crook.
Reagan:
I will balance the budget.
Iran-Contra? I don't remember.
Bush (Sr.):
I was out of the loop on Iran-Contra.
We did not covertly arm Iraq.
Quayle:
I received no special treatment when I joined the National Guard.
I have a secret plan to end the Vietnam War.
All of our POW's are on their way home.
I am not a crook.
Reagan:
I will balance the budget.
Iran-Contra? I don't remember.
Bush (Sr.):
I was out of the loop on Iran-Contra.
We did not covertly arm Iraq.
Quayle:
I received no special treatment when I joined the National Guard.