...Jennyanydots couldn't get out of the trunk?
...Victoria was doing the infamous leg lift and her leg locked in place?
...the Rum Tum Tugger was swiveling his hips and threw one of them out?
...someone missed a cue and Bustopher Jones fell off the top hat?
...Etcetera screamed so loud for the Tugger that she lost her voice?
...Grizabella shot out of the startrap instead of the Great Rumpus Cat?
...Growltiger & Griddlebone said "The heck with this" and sang "Billy M'Caw" instead of the aria?
...professional wrestlers interfered during the Macavity cat fight?
...Mistoffolees put Cassandra under the red blanket, and pulls it...and out pops the Phantom of the Opera?
...he tried again, and out pops Norma Desmond from "Sunset Boulevard"?
...he tried a THIRD time, and out pops Rusty from "Starlight Express"?
...he tried a FOURTH time, and out pops Macavity?
...before he could try a FIFTH time, Old Deuteronomy would just come out and ask "What the (expletive deleted) is going on?!"
...Mistoffolees put Cassandra under the blanket, then went under himself, and when Munkustrap pulled the blanket off, there were Misto and Cass with seven little kids in miniature CATS costumes?
...Grizabella forgot the words to "Memory"?
And of course Grizabella would have to...
From: MERRYJEST (Pablo Romero) in ECUADOR Date: 6/06/2000 19:02:18
"Sunlight through the trees in summer..
endless masquerading,
like a flower as the dawn is breaking
The memory is fading!"
And she stands up ready to blow the audience away, gathers
her breath and.....
the memory faded ;)
"Oh, bugger"
Everybody has to start singing "Up to the Heavyside Layer" ,)