10. Gus was once hard up for cash, so he stooped to having a bit part in an X-rated movie

9. Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer were caught stealing twice in one week

8. Skimbleshanks was once smacked by Jennyanydots for saying she had a "nice caboose"

7. One time the Rum Tum Tugger was so high on catnip, he danced around on Old Deuteronomy's tire for an hour trying to lead the cats in a chorus of "Who Stole The Keeshka"

6. Mistoffolees has been slapped with seven paternity suits for each of his seven kittens

5. The Great Rumpus Cat was almost put in the zoo when a nearsighted zookeeper mixed him up with a panther

4. Bombalurina's pregnant and won't disclose who the father is

3. Old Deuteronomy has needed Viagra lately

2. Munkustrap and Alonzo get more girls than the Tugger

1. Bustopher Jones has developed an addiction to Krispy Kremes