Oh where didja get your licence boy, from a box of Cracker Jacks?
Well wherever you got your license boy I suggest you put it back
Your driving is atrociaous, you're a hazard to us all...
So put away your licence boy before the cops I call
Oh! Put away your licence boy before the cops I call
You've been blinkin for a mile or more and there's no turn in sight
Neither hand is on the wheel and you ran the last red light
Please pick a lane and stick to it and I'm sure that that's not all...
So put away your licence boy before the cops I call
Oh! Put away your licence boy before the cops I call
The limit here is 55 not 85 or more
You drive as if you've never driv'n that thing of yours before
Without a drink you drive as if you're drunk enough to fall
So put away your licence boy before the cops I call
Just put away that licence boy before the cops I call
You drive as if each bus and truck's a challenge to your skill
I only hope the day you wreck it's just yourself you kill
A fiery crash is meant for you and I'll bet it comes real soon...
Let's go ahead and schedule it for 3 this afternoon.
Let's go ahead and schedule it for 3 this afternoon.
Oh where didja get your licence boy, from a box of Cracker Jacks?
Well wherever you got your license boy I suggest you put it back
Your driving is atrociaous, you're a hazard to us all...
So put away your licence boy before the cops I call
Oh! Put away your licence boy before the cops I call
Bad Driver (~ 2M)