Bad Bad M'cavity
Words written & Sung by Chung Chungy
[rewritten 1/00]
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Just a night's prowl from the junkyard
Is a nasty place to be
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a cat named Macavity
Macavity's more than trouble
With his claws and tiger-striped fur
Every down-town queen
Calls him a love machine
All the toms just call him Sir
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'Cause he's bad, bad M'cavity
Baddest cat in the whole city
Badder than vampire bats
And meanest of the junkyard cats
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Now Paladyr's his lieutenant
And is no slouch on his own
But with all his tricks
He keeps from gettin' fixed
'Cause he knows who claims the thrown
And that's bad, bad M'cavity
Baddest cat in eternity
Badder that cat-eating rats
And meanest of the junkyard cats
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Mac came to the junkyard
Dressed as Deuteronomy
But Demeter's nose
Kept her on her toes
There was more there than she could see
There was bad, bad M'cavity
Baddest cat in an infinity
Badder that bikers with tatts
And meanest of the junkyard cats
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When Mac's deceit had crumbled
Munk pounced with fang and claw
But as the fur did fly
There was no question why
The fight was at best a draw
So much for bad, bad M'cavity
Baddest cat you ever did see
Badder that Death Valley flats
And meanest of the junkyard cats
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One day there'll be a funeral
For the late Macavity
And the Jellicle Ball
Will be detention hall
Compared to that feline party
They'll sing, "Dead, dead M'cavity
Now he's dead we all are free
Free to play and raise some fur
And go after Paladyr!
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'Til then he's bad, bad M'cavity
Baddest cat in the whole city
Badder than vampire bats...
Badder than cat-eating rats...
Badder than bikers with tatts...
Badder than Death Valley flats...
Badder than bad and that's that...
And meanest of the junkyard cats
Bad bad M'Cavity (~ 4M)