The Cats in My Wife
Words by Chung Chungy
[3/99]
My wife was on the web about two months ago
The day was kinda gray and her work was slow
She came across a board where people would screen
Their fantasies, stories, and dreams - Yeah
Their fantasies, stories, and dreams
Each took the name of a Jellicle cat
Some active and thin others lazy and fat
One by one they added lines to the tale
And hoped that the server won’t fail - Again
And hoped that the server won’t fail
Chorus:
Now my wife’s on the web with the Jellicle cats
At least I have to say I know where she’s at
She hadn’t looked up since God knows when
I’m not sure she’ll ever again - No
I’m not sure she’ll ever again
There’s Bombalurina and B4J
Misto, if the Queens don’t get carried away
Minstrel and Munk and a Wolf named Cat
Nick and Sim and Nat-tie
Nick and Sim and Nat
Chorus:
Now my wife’s on the web with the Jellicle cats
At least I have to say I know where she’s at
She hadn’t looked up since God knows when
I’m not sure she’ll ever again - No
I’m not sure she’ll ever again
There’s Skimble and Jospher and Grizabell
Macavity straight from the depths of [Cleveland]
Morrigan & Nebula can really fight
And then there’s Lady Night - Oooooo
And then there’s Lady Night
Chorus:
Now my wife’s on the web with the Jellicle cats
At least I have to say I know where she’s at
She hadn’t looked up since God knows when
I’m not sure she’ll ever again - No
I’m not sure she’ll ever again
Piebald and Serenity and Sillibub
All are a part of this Jellicle club
Cassandra, Demitress, Jemimacat,
And my dear Shadowcat - Oh
And my dear Shadowcat
Chorus:
Now my wife’s on the web with the Jellicle cats
At least I have to say I know where she’s at
She hadn’t looked up since God knows when
I’m not sure she’ll ever again - No
I’m not sure she’ll ever again
I sit by the boob tube or I sleep alone
My wife’s in the house but there’s no one home
I got food and shelter but there’s one thing I lack
I want my sweet wife back - Please
Can I have my sweet wife back?
Chorus:
Now my wife’s on the web with the Jellicle cats
At least I have to say I know where she’s at
She hadn’t looked up since God knows when
I’m not sure she’ll ever again - No
I’m not sure she’ll ever again
Cats in my Wife Chorus (~ .369M)