Midnight, not a chip in my chip bag,
Pizza Hut Won't deliver, and the fridge is unclean
I remember the time I knew what good eating was,
then I tasted... college food.
Awful taste of ugly sprouts,
The stale cold smell of that coleslaw
The cheese tray reeks, another cake looks ancient,
Another
half-baked paddy!
Memory, stomach churns in the moonlight
I can smile at the old days
I had good banquets then,
when i finish this food will be digested and then
I will run to moi toilette
Feed me! it's so easy to leave me
starving here with my memories
of my mom's apple pie
if you feed me you'll understand what happyness is,
Say goodbye to Gastropax!