Rudolph, the internet junkie
Hasn't slept for a week
He's been chatting for so long
He's forgotten how to speak!
[BTW BRB Gotta P!]
All of the other junkies
Stop to fix food now and again
But Rudolph, our internet junkie
Always e-orders in
[Ding-dong! Dominos!]
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
A snowstorm hit the town
And much to Rudolph's shock and horror
The telephone lines went down!
[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!]
All of the other junkies
Found a book or watched the tube
But Rudolph with laptop in hand
Froze in a telephone booth!